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congeries ([personal profile] congeries) wrote2003-11-20 12:01 am

_____________________[PRO] Mom Finds Out About My Blog



MINNEAPOLIS, MN - In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as "horrifying," Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog.

"Apparently, Mom typed [Widmar's employer] Dean Healthcare into Google along with my name and, lo and behold, PlanetKevin popped up," Widmar said. "I'm so fucked."

Upon receipt of the e-mail, Widmar mentally raced through the contents of his blog. He immediately thought of several dozen posts in which he mentioned drinking, drug use, casual sex, and other behavior likely to alarm his mother.

"I don't have one of those sites that's a big tell-all about one-night stands and wild parties," Widmar said. "I mostly write about the animation I like or little things that happen to me and my friends. But there are definitely things in there that I wouldn't, well, write home to Mom about."

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"The clock is ticking," Widmar said. "I've gotta act fast. At this very minute, she might be reading about the time I did Ecstasy last summer. If Mom finds that entry, I can pretty much count on our conversations for the next year being centered on the dangers of drug use."


лук, как обычно, рассмешил "до слёз" :) вся статья здесь.


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[identity profile] zasu.livejournal.com 2003-11-19 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
this is only an "onion" joke there ... but, i definitely am terrified of my parents or grandma finding my lj, and, as a matter of fact, one of my own aunts found mine.

now she has her own lj, and is one of my "friends" but i definitely created a filter to protect her from some of my posts :)

[identity profile] zhenyach.livejournal.com 2003-11-19 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
But [livejournal.com profile] centralasian doesn't have that same filter, so she can read this comment of yours :-)

[identity profile] zasu.livejournal.com 2003-11-19 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ah... but only if she follows me here, which, i doubt she'll do, as she barely even knows how to check her own friend's page.... hopefully :/

[identity profile] kitp.livejournal.com 2003-11-19 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
чего вы все про лук говорите?

[identity profile] kitp.livejournal.com 2003-11-19 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
а, понял
(без хождения по ссылке :-))

i <3 The Onion!

[identity profile] tamperevident.livejournal.com 2003-11-19 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
the funniest thing about this is that the guy in the picture looks genuinely guilty

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_choom_/ 2003-11-23 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
lol 8) I surely coulda see in his eyes: oh shit mammi's gonna kick my ass//@