congeries

"Dear web site visitor.
...

Like I said, I don’t know who you are or what you want, so I decided to put all kinds of fun things up on my site. The web ring, guestbook, links directory to links pages that lead to links pages, email to friend, Google Ads, banner ads, animated spinning things, RSS feed, blog, directions to my cousin’s house (he doesn’t mind surprise visitors), picture of my dog (I link to that from my profile on the dating sites I belong to), vacation pics and logos I had to put on my site so that people wouldn’t remove my site from theirs – all this is hopefully something you might like.

I know I do."

Забавная пародия на "веб-дизайнирование для бизнес-нужд" - User Experience Web Design and Search Engines. Когда бы не было так грустно.